Oprah's Big Give by Chris Chavira/ABC Saturday
Alan Jackson: Invitation Only, CMT, 9/8c
I'm not a fan, but millions of you are, so have a heck of a time watching Mr. Jackson in concert.
George Carlin: It's Bad for Ya, HBO, 10/9c
Live from Santa Rosa (strange venue, but they must all be liquored up from local wineries) in his 14th HBO special.
Torchwood, BBC AMERICA, 9/8c
An old ally of Capt. Jack's is recruited to help the gang investigate a series of strange deaths.
Saturday Night Live, NBC, 11:30/10:30c
Cutie Ellen Page hosts, with Wilco as the musical guest.
Sunday
The Simpsons, FOX, 8/7c
Topher Grace lends a voice to "Donny" who becomes Bart's sidekick. Also, Homer falls in love with a fancy "loaner" car after Marge has a fender bender.
Family Guy, FOX, 9/8c
Cleveland steals Brian's new love interest… so wrong in so many ways. I'm totally there.
SERIES PREMIERE ALERT: Oprah's Big Give, ABC, 9/8c
It's an eight-part series that gives people money and asks them to use it to help better other people's lives.
Quarterlife, NBC, 9/8c
Dylan mulls over whether to share a secret with her boss and Jed's perfectionism leads him to re-shoot his car ad.
SERIES PREMIERE ALERT: Unhitched, FOX, 9:30/8:30c
It's from the Farrelly Brothers starring Rashida Jones… 'nuff said.
Breaking Bad, AMC, 10/9c
With chemo draining Walt's strength and wallet, he agrees to help Jesse cook up some more Meth.
SEASON PREMIERE ALERT: Dirt, FX, 10/9c
Still healing from last season's knife attack, Lucy is hunting down her next scoop.
The Wire, HBO, 9/8c
With only one week left, McNulty is getting nervous because his serial killer scam is unraveling.
About A Girl by Michael Courtney/The N Happy Leap Day/Year!
SEASON FINALE ALERT: About a Girl, THE N, 8:30/7:30c
Amy might be thrown to the wolves when the guys' beloved former roommate returns.
Free Radio, VH1, 9:30/8:30c
Tony Shalhoub guests stars as well as Shannon Woodward (Delilah) from The Riches.
Degrassi: The Next Generation, THE N, 8/7c
Marco's bills are piling up and he's thinking about a very stupid fast-cash fix.
Stargate: Atlantis, SCI FI, 10/9c
The conclusion of a two-parter… Teyla plots to escape from Michael's facility after reuniting with her fellow Athosians.
In Treatment, HBO, 9:30/8:30c
Michelle Forbes (formerly of Battlestar Galactica) shows her acting chops as "Paul's" cheating spouse on tonight's episode.
American Idol contestant Kristi Lee Cook courtesy Fox American Idol, FOX, 8/7c
The results show! Who will get the boot? Who will be spared?
Lost, ABC, 9/8c
Des gets a chance to shine tonight when we see some unusual side effects from his trip to the freighter. More time travel? More visions? We'll have to wait and see.
Lipstick Jungle, NBC, 10/9c
Wendy gives Victory a chance to design a movie star's premiere outfit.
Eli Stone, ABC, 10/9c
Eli's ex-fiancée Taylor joins his staff which makes him more bonkers than all his visions have in the last few weeks.
Survivor: Micronesia, CBS, 8/7c
Another week, more challenges, back-stabbing, plotting and someone will get booted. MWAHAHAHA!
Men In Trees by Jack Rowand/ABC American Idol, FOX, 8/7c
The top ten girls perform, but only 8 will go on to next week's show. Who will impress, or fall flat?
Reno 911!, COMEDY CENTRAL, 10:30/9:30c
Seth Green plays a fast-food manager that deputies discover is actually quite the tyrant when they go undercover at his frequently robbed store.
Back to You, FOX, 9:30/8:30c
Chuck suspects ulterior motives when a younger anchor asks Kelly out.
Law & Order, NBC, 10/9c
Lupo and Green investigate the murder of a high school girl discovered in a dumpster… They link her death to a hooker and her pimp.
America's Next Top Model, CW, 8/7
Tyra's team is hitting Times Square for a fashion show… the models will be wearing Badgley Mischka and very frightened expressions.
Men in Trees, ABC, 10/9c
Jack is still stuck at sea and Marin gets a surprise visit from Cash (who has some upsetting news).