Torchwood by Adrian Rogers/BBC Worldwide
Saturday
Torchwood, BBC AMERICA, 9/8c
Gwen’s boyfriend learns what Torchwood is all about, and Rhys has to investigate a creepy alien meat source. Ew.
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2008, TNT, 11/10c
This one is for you, boys (and some girls). Check out the models at their SI photo shoot.
Sunday
The Simpsons, FOX, 8/7c
Marge and Homer get stuck in the Tunnel of Love, and Homer passes the time by telling love stories like, Bonnie and Clyde and Lady and the Tramp.
Family Guy, FOX, 9/8c
Peter has his identity stolen by James Woods, who then moves in with Lois and the family.
Cold Case, CBS, 9/8c
Lily investigates a 1998 murder of a teenage girl, when her father is picked up for child abuse.
The L Word, SHOWTIME, 9/8c
Bette juggles relationships with Jodi and Tina.
The Wire, HBO, 9/8c
McNulty’s faux serial killer case turns him into a local hero.
Brothers & Sisters, ABC, 10/9c
Nora starts to figure out who Isaac really is, and doesn’t like what she sees. Also, Robert and Jason hash out some old business.
Dexter, CBS, 10/9c
Well, if you missed it on SHOWTIME, here’s your chance to see one of the best show’s on TV. This is the pilot from 2006. It’s to die for.
SEASON FINALE ALERT: American Gladiators, NBC, 7/6c
The show wraps up its first season with a two-hour episode tonight. Don’t tear up on me now. It’ll be back.