Jack Black at The Kid's Choice Awards by Kevin Mazur/WireImage.com Saturday
Torchwood, BBC America, 9/8c
Night Travelers leave their victims hovering between life and death. Creepy.
AWARDS SHOW ALERT: Kids' Choice Awards, NICKELODEON, 8/7c
Jack Black hosts the slime-ridden show where kids pick their faves in music, movies and TV.
Mad TV, FOX, 11/10c
Check out a parody of rapper Flo Rida's "Low" features actors as Obama and Oprah.
Sunday
Dog Whisperer, NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC, 8/7c
Cesar deals with a devil of a Chihuahua.
Everybody Hates Chris, CW, 8/7c
Chris agrees to help his brother track down his idol Wayne Gretzky.
The Simpsons, FOX, 8/7c
Lisa enrolls in ballet and realizes she's amazing… only after inhaling second-hand smoke.
Zoey 101, NICKELODEON, 8/7c
Zoey's friends barge in on a special night she has planned with James.
Cold Case, CBS, 9/8c
Lilly and the gang seek justice for a popular deaf teen who went missing from his high school in 2006.
John Adams, HBO, 9/8c
Following the surrender of the Cornwalls at Yorktown, John reunites with Abigail in paris. He later becomes the American Ambassador to London.
Masterpiece Theater: Sense and Sensibility, PBS, 9/8c
The classic tale about sisters Elinor, Marianne and Margaret Dashwood.
Oprah's Big Give, ABC, 9/8c
Danica Patrick sends the contestants on a wild ride.
SEASON PREMIERE ALERT: The Tudors, SHOWTIME, 9/8c
Henry responds to the Reformation by forming his own sect, The Church of England. Lots of hot bodice ripping love scenes as well.
Dirt, FX, 10/9c
Don starts up a friendship with a tabloid-bashing pop-princess.
Tracey Ullman: The State of the Union, SHOWTIME, 10/9c
The series will tackle vignettes about daily life in America.